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Colts Fans React to Keenan Allen's Personal Chef and Masseuse Request

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Keenan Allen has settled into his new home in Indianapolis after signing with the Colts, but he's not just thinking about football. The wide receiver took to social media to ask for recommendations on a personal chef and masseuse in the area.

The request quickly caught the attention of Colts fans, who responded with some humorous advice. One fan joked that Allen would be leaving soon, saying 'You won't be there long enough. Just get McDonald's.'

Others suggested that Allen might want to reach out to quarterback Deshaun Watson, who has been accused of misconduct by multiple massage therapists.

Watson has not been charged in connection with the allegations, but they have raised questions about his character and fitness as a player. The Colts are hoping that Allen will be a key contributor on their receiving corps this season.

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